Additions and Modifications to HPI

Because of the flood of responses, I have had a guilt-a-pult erected on Happy Place Island. Shortly after your arrival, if you walk, no have one of the "boys" carry you past the hot chocolate springs you will see the new addition. Immediately you are to place all ex-boy friends, or more importantly the bad memories into its cockpit and launch it off the island. Particularly painful ones will be pointed towards the hot lava pit. Little pestery recollections will be fired off toward the sunset were the rest of us will skeet shoot them out of the sky for you. If we only wing them, the sharks will finish them off for our entertainment and amusement. Guilt will also be extracted by the same means. Although you will not be able to load any physical baggage in it, feel free to toss in any negative body image you may harbor. Same goes for inhibitions. Celulight will now be known as dimples. Acne is beauty marks. Male friend Mitches are welcome, no expected here also. Please excuse me, peeled grapes and fanning await.